Gwyneth

Gwyneth.  She's starting to bug me a lot.  She's always around, and doesn't seem to know her place.  When she first started coming around, I was promised that she would stay away, that she wouldn't constantly be in our lives.  But, that was all a lie.  If I'm eating dinner, her prescence is felt.  If I'm watching TV, I can see her from the corner of my eye.  She's all he talks about.  Right now, he only has eyes for her.  That sleek, slender frame of hers is always taunting me.

I can hear her in my head, "He buys me new accessories every week, what does he buy you?"  "He takes care of me, makes sure my bruises are tended to when I fall, does he do that for you?".  And worst of all, the one thing I just can not get used to is that HE RIDES HER FOR HOURS ON END EVERY WEEKEND!

Most wives would not put up with this type of love affair going on right under their own noses, in their own home.  But I know that she is not a permanent fixture in our lives.  There will be one day when he will trade her in for a newer, sleeker, younger model.  So, Gwenyth, don't get to comfy around my house.  And remember, I am the number one woman in this house!

                                                                      Wrong Gwyneth

                                             Gwyneth enjoying a night by the fire,  I hope her tires melt