Here are your rules. Stick to them and we may both make it out alive at the end of August 2012
1. You may only bring up the word IronMan 3 times a day
2. While you speak to me about the IronMan, I am at liberty to read a book, watch TV, or occupy myself with something else. Don't worry, even though it may not look like it, I'm still listening.
3. For every hour of training you do, I will also request an hour of time for me to train. That training may come in the shape of going to the gym (yeah, right) shopping, or out with my friends- my choice.
4. Don't expect or ask me to train with you- that will never, ever happen.
5. Do not ask me if you look fat in your wet suit.
6. I am not going to be responsible for meals that are part of your training plan. If chicken nuggets aren't on your plan then your are SOL.
7. I choose where I will put the or rub Ben-Gay on your body
8. Your training will not, must not, take away from my beach vacation. Sorry that the all inclusive does not fit into your training plan
9. I will not wear a t shirt with your picture on it - unless Banana Republic now makes a Justin Bilgri shirt.
10. Always remember that even though I may get annoyed and frustrated at times- I am always proud of you! Congrats Babe! I know you can do it!!
1. You may only bring up the word IronMan 3 times a day
2. While you speak to me about the IronMan, I am at liberty to read a book, watch TV, or occupy myself with something else. Don't worry, even though it may not look like it, I'm still listening.
3. For every hour of training you do, I will also request an hour of time for me to train. That training may come in the shape of going to the gym (yeah, right) shopping, or out with my friends- my choice.
4. Don't expect or ask me to train with you- that will never, ever happen.
5. Do not ask me if you look fat in your wet suit.
6. I am not going to be responsible for meals that are part of your training plan. If chicken nuggets aren't on your plan then your are SOL.
7. I choose where I will put the or rub Ben-Gay on your body
8. Your training will not, must not, take away from my beach vacation. Sorry that the all inclusive does not fit into your training plan
9. I will not wear a t shirt with your picture on it - unless Banana Republic now makes a Justin Bilgri shirt.
10. Always remember that even though I may get annoyed and frustrated at times- I am always proud of you! Congrats Babe! I know you can do it!!
Great post! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteIf he has any questions have him shoot me an email jtemails80@gmail.com. I completed my first Ironman May 2011 (Texas Ironman). It was awesome!
Here is my blog about the event. It accidentally turned into a life story so feel free to skip to the bottom to get to race day if you want.
http://journeytoironman2011.blogspot.com/